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0 | Posted by quanle, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 11:22:27 -0700
I'm not positive about whether or not the Amazing Jonathan is a magician or comedian but I vote him!
1 | Posted by damu, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 03:43:00 -0700
l'unico motivo per cui il PD avrebbe dovuto (al passato!) cagarsi sotto è che se grillo si fosse candidato e avrebbe vinto avrebbe sicuramente dissipato metà del serbatoio di voti de PD che sono la fetta di popolazione più vecchia. di quello sì che si doveva preoccupare. o forse credevate che se anche grillo fosse stato segretario del PD sarebbe riuscito a mandare a casa i "parrucconi"? ma per favore, non facciamo della fantapolitica
2 | Posted by cpurdy, Wed, 31 Dec 1969 21:34:04 -0700
nein nein nein nein nein
3 | Posted by placidi, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 08:51:13 -0700
cm possono le visualizzazioni essere cosi basse mi chiedo io?
4 | Posted by pogromsky, Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:39:15 -0700
Vendors offer different approaches to getting to the parametric CAD model. Some export the NURBS surfaces and leave it to the CAD designer to complete the model in CAD(e.g., Geomagic, Imageware, Rhino). Others use the scan data to create an editable and verifiable feature based model that is imported into CAD with full feature tree intact, yielding a complete, native CAD model, capturing b
5 | Posted by mankind, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:15:20 -0700
NV equipment is normally over $1,000 and not for sale to the open public. You have to have some sort of permission from the government. But these, they probably got them off fruit loops or something. I really doubt they can really work as they should.
6 | Posted by hyunchul, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 09:16:01 -0700
il contatore delle visualizzazioni si aggiorna ogni tot ;-)
7 | Posted by porfiri07, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 12:18:05 -0700
Ammetto che la candidatura a segretario del PD mi ha colto di sorpresa, soprattutto non mi aspettavo che Beppe si sarebbe "mischiato" a quella cloaca che è la politica "professionista" italiana. Io non intendo mischiarmici perchè sono fiero di non avere nessuna tessera e nessuna affiliazione, quindi me ne tiro fuori a priori. Tra l'altro è sicuro che prima o dopo troveranno qualche mezzuccio per impedirglielo.
Sarei anche d'accordo con questa idea quindi posso solo dire FORZA BEPPE!
8 | Posted by 1lam, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 15:51:50 -0700
E' stato un piacere, adesso vado a zappare un po' di terra ma c'è posto anche per Grillo, il campo è grande, così si sfoga un po'......
9 | Posted by perfetti, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 14:11:40 -0700
The thing I do get is why you needed the tin foil to ignite it with. When I microwaved mine it ignited on it's own. Anyway you got spectacular results too Jon. Congradulations.
10 | Posted by pengdezhong, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 13:59:22 -0700
WHO ARE THSE IDIOTS???
11 | Posted by jkoob, Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:23:37 -0700
ti auguro non ti capiti mai quello che e' capitato a lui..
12 | Posted by swrhee2, Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:46:58 -0700
Had he used an Obama mat, maybe things would've changed =P
13 | Posted by giarre07, Wed, 31 Dec 1969 23:27:27 -0700
WOW Samantha can really take a beating!!! how longs it been now???
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